Where Did All the Gentlemen Go?

Gentle reader,
I think it would be quite fun if men stood each time I entered the room. My dear husband would get the much needed exercise he craves. I would not mind a kiss on the hand. I think it would be delicious. Flowers and chocolates any time of the year is the perfect romantic gesture. I would like pink roses (the color of my wedding bouquet) and Godiva Chocolate (I might as well request the very best). And please open the door for me, after all, I am carrying a heavy designer purse (the one I bought myself for Christmas).


Yours Truly,
Duchess of Dreams